Next stop: Canada!

So for some reason or another myself and some friends were discussing existential questions, such as why Interstate highways exist in Hawaii and Alaska. I think it's a possibility for Alaska, you'd just have to travel a good ways through Canada. This poses the question of whether it counts if it falls into Canadian jurisdiction. Obvious solution: start a war to take over Canada!

Seriously, how hard would that be? Those horses aren't that fast, and the red Mountie uniform is more than a bit conspicuous. I honestly think the greatest weapon of mass destruction they possess is the moose!

Though, the question arises: what does Canada have that we want? I'm more interested in a tropical climate so I want nothing to do with their snow. Polar bears are overrated. I guess there is something to be said for having a healthcare system that... I don't know, works? Though really, I'd rather be fat and happy with bacon that doesn't totally suck.

I guess there are a variety of things that Canada could be used for... But I think South Park had it best: Blame Canada!